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Manish Neupane

A Chinese Detective

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A man suspected his wife for seeing another man, so he

Hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch

and report any activities while he was gone.

 

A few days later, he received this report:

 

MOST HONOLABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE.

I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN

WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NO SEE.

NO FEE.

CHEN LEE.

SOLLEE. !!!!!

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