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A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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School:

 

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

 

 

Life Insurance:

 

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

 

Cigarette:

 

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

 

Nurse:

 

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Love Affairs:

 

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

 

Marriage:

 

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

 

Philosopher:

 

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

 

Criminal:

 

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

 

 

Boss:

 

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 

 

Politician:

 

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

 

 

Doctor:

 

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.

 

 

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Nice Work palxeno...

I like that "love" one......

Love Affairs:

 

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

 

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