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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1

bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000 ?

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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एक मरिज डाक्टर के पास गया और बोला : " डाक्टर साह्ब , मेरी प्राब्लम यह है कि मै अपने को ईश्वर समझता हुँ।"

 

डाक्टर: "यह हालत कब से है?"

 

मरीज: "जब से मैने यह दुनिया बनाइ है।" :rolleyes::D

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लो जी एक और पेस है आप कि खिदमत मे :

 

एक सरदार जी ने मन्त्री जी को फोन किया और पूछा - "मै भी मन्त्री बनना चाहता हुँ !"

 

मन्त्री जी बोले - "क्या तुम पागल हो ?"

 

फिर सरदार जी ने पुछा - "मन्त्री बनने के लिए और क्या-क्या योग्यताए होनी चाहिए ?" :)

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Lalupate ji: Oye paa ji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?

 

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

 

Lalupate ji: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

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