Man with no Bad habits

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Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for

some money.

The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering

him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not

leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck

him.

 

 

He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want

to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a

cup of tea", replied the beggar.

 

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".

 

He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the

beggar.

 

The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

 

 

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the

beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the

liver".

 

 

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course.

Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If

we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".

 

 

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry

sir, I can't come with

you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

 

 

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home

with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at

least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the

man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

 

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits

looks like."

 

 

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[Surabhi Chand 0]

 

That's a cool joke.

 

Did you know...........What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better".

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Surabhi Chand @ Jun 30 2004, 12:39 PM)

Did you know...........What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better".

Oh really is that so......Did you know...........What did God say after creating women? Guess what is the Answer?

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QUOTE (cool @ Jun 30 2004, 02:56 PM)

Oh really is that so......Did you know...........What did God say after creating women? Guess what is the Answer?

i can't do any better, this is what perfection is!