cool 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Kinds of women, according to the computer terminology I hope u must have seen out of these some where what is your experience guys........ 1. Internet Woman : woman of difficult access. 2. Server woman : Always busy when you need her. 3. Windows woman : Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one an live without her. 4. Excel Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. 5. Screen Saver Woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun! 6. RAM woman : She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. 7. HARD-DISK woman : She remembers everything FOREVER 8. MULTIMEDIA woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful 9. USER woman : She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs. 10. CD-ROM woman : She is always faster and faster. 11. E-MAIL woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. 12. VIRUS women : Also known as "wife" when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and usesall your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstallher you will lose everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Limitation//Moon 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 (edited) lol...All you mentioned here is about tech-women ...You forgot to mention about firewall women honeypot women hacker women cracker women POP-UP's women Zombie women DDOS attack women VPN women L2TP women (this could be the funniest if you desire ...lol) and many like this...lol,Go ahead if you have already prepared Edited June 29, 2004 by rajunpl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prabeshmedic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 cool stuff!!!! guess they all apply. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
webber 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Uh! Huh!! so many TERMINOLOGY WOMEN .... EHEHE ... NICE COLLECTED STUFFS ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surabhi Chand 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 QUOTE (cool @ Jun 29 2004, 05:15 AM) Kinds of women, according to the computer terminology I hope u must have seen out of these some where what is your experience guys........ 1. Internet Woman : woman of difficult access. 2. Server woman : Always busy when you need her. 3. Windows woman : Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one an live without her. 4. Excel Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. 5. Screen Saver Woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun! 6. RAM woman : She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. 7. HARD-DISK woman : She remembers everything FOREVER 8. MULTIMEDIA woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful 9. USER woman : She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs. 10. CD-ROM woman : She is always faster and faster. 11. E-MAIL woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. 12. VIRUS women : Also known as "wife" when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and usesall your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstallher you will lose everything. Types of Men: INTERNET man: Man of difficult access. SERVER man: Always busy when you need him. WINDOWS man: Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him. EXCEL man: They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to achieve your basic requirements. D.O.S. man: Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more. VIRUS man: Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything. SCREENSAVER man: he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun. RAM man: He forgets everything you say when you disconnect him. HARD DISK man: He remembers everything forever. MULTIMEDIA man: He makes horrible things look beautiful. USER man: He messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs. CD-ROM man: He is always faster and faster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surabhi Chand 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 (edited) Here is another: Types of men you meet in washrooms. TYPE EXCITED SOCIABLE TIMID NOISY INDIFFERENT CLEVER VAIN ABSENT MINDED WORRIED DISGRUNTLED SNEAKY SLOPPY LEARNED CHILDISH STRONG DRUNKEN EMBARRASSED COCKEYED SCARED. For read about Characteristics of the given types of men, click here, http://lorien.ncl.ac.uk/ming/Dept/Fun/jokes/washroom.htm Have a good day. Edited June 29, 2004 by Surabhi Chand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
webber 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Uh!! huu !! You look Cool Broda !! Surabhi is back with men stuffs ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cool 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 QUOTE (Surabhi Chand @ Jun 29 2004, 11:51 AM) Here is another: Types of men you meet in washrooms.TYPE EXCITED SOCIABLE TIMID NOISY INDIFFERENT CLEVER VAIN ABSENT MINDED WORRIED DISGRUNTLED SNEAKY SLOPPY LEARNED CHILDISH STRONG DRUNKEN EMBARRASSED COCKEYED SCARED. For read about Characteristics of the given types of men, click here, http://lorien.ncl.ac.uk/ming/Dept/Fun/jokes/washroom.htm Have a good day. oh that's cool surabhi but one questions to ask u why are all this type of men found only in washrooms? Do u have experienced is it? hahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cool 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 QUOTE (webber @ Jun 29 2004, 12:02 PM) Uh!! huu !! You look Cool Broda !! Surabhi is back with men stuffs ... I hope Surabhi is e-mail women.......!!! what do u say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makardhoj 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 "All good women are stupid". I wonder who said this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
