Attariyalese 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Today's joke is: Last Sunday, Attariyalese ji and me were moving on Corp town street. I saw a dead bird led down just next to the street and I said to Attariyalese ji, "Hey, did you see the dead bird?" Attariyalese ji frightened and just saw the open sky, "Where?" 68636[/snapback] You made me blonde here, yar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KalluG 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Today's joke is: Last Sunday, Attariyalese ji and me were moving on Corp town street. I saw a dead bird led down just next to the street and I said to Attariyalese ji, "Hey, did you see the dead bird?" Attariyalese ji frightened and just saw the open sky, "Where?" 68636[/snapback] You made me blonde here, yar! 68729[/snapback] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainka_Shivani 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 cQl/oflnh M /fhs'df/ hL, cfpg' xf]; cfpg' xf];, d]/f] 3/sf] s's"/ b]lv g 8/fpg' xf]; . /fhs'df/ M ltd|f] s's"/n] 6f]Sg t 6f]St}g cQl/oflnh M ToxL x]g{ t ltdLnfO af]nfPsf] . Raajkumar ji and Attariyalese ji, do not mind, hai? Please.....! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ram dotyal 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Yo Jokkaa haru padhera malaaee yasto Taauko dukhera aayo ki purai shareer dukhee raa chha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalupate 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2005 Kya bindaas Chautari chal raheli hai "Kya bindaas Chautari chal raheli hai, Nakkalee gana ga raheli hain Jhilke log kar kar ke bhag rahela hain, allare virus mein fas gayela hain , aur dhakkan Yadav akela albela ho rahela hai!!" 43242[/snapback] Balla aaj po dekhiyechha yo ta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalupate 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Aaj chai hamra mitra jyu haru lai chhodera arkai chha. You might have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'. In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...' In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song wears the same dress. So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence, the big question is:Why doesnt Waheda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song? The answer is pretty simple...........Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings:'Oo mere humrahi, meri bah thamen chalna, badle duniya 'saree' tum na badalna...' 47839[/snapback] Birgunjko KALE kata harayo? Ke kasailai tha chha? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MohanTara 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2005 (edited) With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 60 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it... Edited April 30, 2005 by MohanTara Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanjeev_ghimire 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2005 padhun jel ramro lagdai thyeo, tara last ma bhujna nai sakina. ke ho ending? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makardhoj 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Finally, Lalupate ji, Sirupate ji and allare ji died and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like talking to their family members. So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say that they would want to make a phone call to their respective houses. Yamaraj says, 'OK, but you will be charged at international rates for the phone call!'. Next they make a phone call each and are then given their bill. Lalupate ji's bill will read Rs. 50,000, Sirupate ji's, Rs. 45,000 and allare ji's bill Rs. 1.50. Lalupate ji and Sirupate ji are pretty upset and think this is unfair, 'How could you charge him just Rs. 1.50?'. Yamaraj replies, 'That's because from hell to his place it's only a local call.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalupate 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2005 Ha Ha, that's cool one Biradar. Here is one new and freshhhhhhhhhhh.. RKYadav Biradar, who just came from Bihar walks into a hardware store and asks to see the chain saws. Picking up one, he asked the store clerk, "How many trees will this one cut in an hour?" "Oh, that one will cut about five good sized trees in an hour," replied the clerk. "What about this one?" asked RKYadav Biradar. The clerk replied, "That's an intermediate model which cuts around ten trees." "And this one?" again asked RKYadav Biradar. "That's our best model. It should cut at least 20 trees in an hour," said the clerk "I'll take it!" said RKYadav Biradar. Two days later, RKYadav Biradar returns to the store and angrily states, "Hey, this saw is terrible. I could only cut three trees in one hour with it!" The clerk says, "Ha, I don't understand that. This is the best chainsaw we carry. Wait a minute while I check it out." The clerk pulled on the starter rope and the saw immediately activated with a loud roar. 'Hey," said RKyadav Biradar, "what's that noise?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites