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An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God.

 

He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

 

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting"

 

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Huge 250 Dollars rugby player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said.

 

The rugby player walked into the classroom and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.

 

The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?"

 

The football player replied, "God was busy; He sent me!"

 

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Q. What does tired Lalupate say?

 

A. I can't Lallutha-patta weak up.

 

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:D:D:D

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Q. What does tired Lalupate say?

 

A. I can't Lallutha-patta weak up.

 

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:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D volume...volume...volume...volume...volume! :P

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:o:)

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Q. What does tired Lalupate say?

 

A. I can't Lallutha-patta weak up.

 

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Abe oie, yeh fatele DHOL ki tara kyu baj raha hai be? Dum to hai nahin, fat-te fat-te niche aakar hans raila hai. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Dimag ka dahi kar diya :huh: Rook tere ghar mein aakar .....bahira bata tala dekhi mathi samma bhote Kila thokera janchhau, herlas :angry::huh::lol::lol:

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Title is A good suggestion to brotherhood

 

Lalupate told Sirupate that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg. At the end of 300 days, Sirupate called Lalupate to inform he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

 

"What's the problem?" asked Lalupate.

 

"I'm 2400 kms from home", said Sirupate. :D:D

 

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. :lol::lol:

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Makadhoj took a photocopy and was looking at both pages again and again, why?

 

 

 

 

Because he was comapring spelling mistakes with the original one. :lol::lol:

 

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Lalupate was focusing his camera on a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

 

 

 

Why?

 

 

 

He said: “Smile Please !”

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