Few Jokes for you

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Bihan bihan aayera dhoka dhak dhak garchha ba... Dhoka kholchhu bhaneko ta huttiyera jhyal bata bahira pugechhu.

[prakriti 0]

Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?

Kajol says, "Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum. How about u?"

Saddam says, "Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb

 

 

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."

The doctor asked the man to explain more.

The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it

hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."

The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken".

 

 

[KalluG 0]

 

Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?

Kajol says, "Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum. How about u?"

Saddam says, "Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb

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HAHA yo pani dami chha.

[Sirupate 0]

 

Yadav and Chauhan applied for a single position.

 

They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, Yadav and Chauhan were asked to take a test by the manager.

 

Upon completion of the test, both missed only one of the questions.

 

The manager went to Yadav and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Chauhan."

 

Yadav :- "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct,"

 

Manager :- "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,"

 

Yadav :- "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

 

Manager :- "Simple, Chauhan put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

 

 

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Yadav and Chauhan applied for a single position.

 

They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, Yadav and Chauhan were asked to take a test by the manager.

 

Upon completion of the test, both missed only one of the questions.

 

The manager went to Yadav and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Chauhan."

 

Yadav :- "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct,"

 

Manager :- "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,"

 

Yadav :- "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

 

Manager :- "Simple, Chauhan put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"     

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Yo ta dohariyechha kya re, ke ho Siru Biradar? Tungba mai byast ho ki kya hoi?

 

[Sirupate 0]

 

A overweight woman went to see a doctor.

 

Doctor : "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

 

After 2 weeks when the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

 

Doctor : "That's amazing, did you follow my instructions?"

 

The woman nodded and said : "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

 

Doctor : "From hunger, you mean?"

 

Woman : "No, from skipping."

 

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edit pani garnu namilne rahechha raddi bhio ni. That doctor was no other than our WNSO doctor MF

[Jamuna 0]

 

edit pani garnu namilne rahechha raddi bhio ni. That doctor was no other than our WNSO doctor MF 

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A snail was slithering along the street one day when he was attacked by two turtles.

 

Later, the cops asked, "Did you get a good look at the turtles who did this to you?"

 

Snail replied : "No", it all happened so fast."