palxeno 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bharat Thapa 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 It was cleverly written. I enjoyed it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oopss 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2008 Life: Before marriafe is AIRTEL : Express yourself. After marriage is Reliance : Always get in touch. After honymoon is Hutch : Where ever you go your wife's network follow. After 1 Year is IDEA : Your wife can change your life. After 10 yrs is NTC : Subcribe is not available at the moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyamprad 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2008 Really interesting !! I definitely enjoyed it, untill I read last live. Tactfull piece of writing ........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bernardmax 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top. great.....this actually happens after got married Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palxeno 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Element: Woman Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160 lbs. Occurence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: 1) Surface usually covered in a painted film. 2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3) Melts if given proper treatment. 4) Bitter if used incorrectly. 5) Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Chemical Properties: 1) Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and other precious metals. 2) Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances. 3) May explode spontaneously if left with a MALE. 4) Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5) Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Uses: 1) Highly ornamental especially in sports cars. 2) Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man. 3) Can be a great aid in relaxation. Tests: 1) Pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state. 2) Turns green if placed beside a better specimen. Caution: 1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2) Illegal to possess more than one except in certain areas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
