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:ph34r: fake friend/real friend? :rolleyes:


FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM


FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that **** was fun!"


FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you


FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.



FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"


FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****."


FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out


FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this

REAl FRiENDS: Will copy this and send to all other friends and say a word of thanx in comments!!


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