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Jaha samma maile patta lagaye samma, the meaning of the signs is:

 

$Â?¢&^%$#!@*&%#$

$%&*^*%^$$^$^%$

$%#%%^$%^$^&&/$

$&$^%$@#$@$@$@$.

Sorry, I guess

You are just not cute,

Hey ! Don't force it

You are not cute.

 

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:P:P

Edited by Rainka_Shivani

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मेरो जोक कस्तो लाग्यो ?

 

यो जोक हो कि झोक हो बिरादर ? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

anyway guess yourself .I don't mind whatever ;)

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Lalupate: Kitne Aadmi they?

Sirupate: Sardar Do.

LP: Mujhe geenti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?

SP: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

LP: Aur Do ke pehle?

SP: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

LP: To beech mein kaun aata hai?

SP: Beech mein koi nahi aata.

LP: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?

SP: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

LP: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?

SP: Do ek se Ek bada hai?

LP: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

SP: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do. :angry:

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Lalupate: Kitne Aadmi they?

Sirupate: Sardar Do.

LP: Mujhe geenti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?

SP: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

LP: Aur Do ke pehle?

SP: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

LP: To beech mein kaun aata hai?

SP: Beech mein koi nahi aata.

LP: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?

SP: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

LP: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?

SP: Do ek se Ek bada hai?

LP: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

SP: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

 

Vidur Biradar,

 

$Â?¢&^%$#!@*&%#$

$%&*^*%^$$^$^%$

$%#%%^$%^$^&&/$

$&$^%$@#$@$@$@$.

 

Brother haru ta coded language ma joke ko format garanu hudoo raicha !

 

:D:lol:B):huh::o:rolleyes::):D:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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one from my side :

 

There was Cultural programme in some a,b , c ,the college , some years back , and as usual all the board members , Chairman , Principal , Director , and distinguish guest were relaxing in the front of Stage , where some girls were performing dance in the stage entertaining the audience.

 

The environment was jolly . Suddenly a noise bang bang from the back :

 

Someone from back shouted : Basanti een kuttoo ke samne mat naach ...............

 

Everybody turned back to see who is shouting .

 

There was some feary atmosphere for some moments , (few seconds..) agian the girls resumed there dance .

 

:D:lol:

 

i dont know who shouted from the back :D:lol:

Edited by kslsanjeeb9

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Lalupate: Kitne Aadmi they?

Sirupate: Sardar Do.

LP: Mujhe geenti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?

SP: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

LP: Aur Do ke pehle?

SP: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

LP: To beech mein kaun aata hai?

SP: Beech mein koi nahi aata.

LP: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?

SP: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

LP: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?

SP: Do ek se Ek bada hai?

LP: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

SP: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do. :angry:

HAHA good one.

 

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