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Sirupate:

 

Dekh Lalupate, Babu ne bola hai, agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

 

Lalupate:

 

Monthly paas ka kya lega SiruPate biradar? :D:D

 

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Monthly paas ka kya lega SiruPate biradar? :D:D

 

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Yo Biradar le ta ati nai garyo :angry: FRESH bhayera ani sochera ekchhin pachhi aunu parla jasto chha. Ani aayera thik garchhu ni. ;):angry:

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Ha ha jao jao mitr aur achchhe se naha dhokar aana. Shampoo ke baad Ghode saboon use karna nahin bhulna. :D:D

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Once Lalupate had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. He thought for a while and replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

 

"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor."

He ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"

 

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Makardhoj wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another but he could not do it because this is how he did it

 

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and tried to PASTE.

 

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Lalupate wanted to water the plants but he was looking for an umbrella, you know why?

Because it was raining.

 

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What is the chemical formula 4 water?

Makardhoj quickly replied :- HIJKLMNO

 

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What does Sirupate say to Lalupate? You know what?

 

I find you 1/25 Tiger. :D

 

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Sirupate said: Crime doesn't pay anymore.

 

Lalupate: Does that mean my job is a crime? :D

 

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What's the definition of Sirupate and Lalupate?

 

Pahara ko Lalu chhaharama aayera Sirupate, Chhahara ko Siru Paharama gayera Lalupate. :D

 

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