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Some funny Question


If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disoriented?


If people from Poland are called Poles, why

aren't people from Holland called Holes?


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


If 21 is twenty-one, why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


I thought about how mothers feed their babies

with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered

what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?


If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would

be if it didn't zigzag?


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little

bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards

is Naive?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

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