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    Joke

    During work, Ram and Narayan were chatting: Ram: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Ram: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: Ram: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Narayan: No Ram: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again: Ram: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Narayan: No Ram: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy? Ram: No Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
  2. Did you Shred the Documents well enough?
  3. Hi, CHECK MEANING OF YOUR NAME. ITS GREAT AND REAL ITS AMAZING Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example- Anil A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. N You like to work, but you always want a break. I You are always smiling and making others smile. L Love is something you deeply believe in. ================================================== ============================= A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it. D You have trouble trusting people. E You are a very exciting person. F Everyone loves you. G You have excellent ways of viewing people. H You are not judgmental. I You are always smiling and making others smile. J Jealously K You like to try new things. L Love is something you deeply believe in. M Success comes easily to you. N You like to work, but you always want a break. O You are very open-minded. P You are very friendly and understanding. Q You are a hypocrite. R You are a social butterfly. S You are very broad-minded. T You have an attitude, a big one. U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards. V You have a very good physique and looks. W You like your privacy. X You never let people tell you what to do. Y You cause a lot of trouble. Z You're always fighting with someone
  4. Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar " Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
  5. buzum18

    Beware Of Girls

    Beware Of Girls........ The best relation ever is between two eyes. They blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together... STILL they never see each other...... But when they see a girl, one will blink and the other will not...... Moral of the story::a girl can break all kinds of relationship......beware of gal
  6. BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get! She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: Read from the bottom going up.
  7. * H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. * I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. * L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. * F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. * C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. * B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. * N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. * I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. * K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. * C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction * K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity. * E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! * M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. * P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us. * T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
  8. 1Gb 20 years before......and 1Gb Today
  9. Some Useful TIps
  10. Hi, Choose a number between 1 and 8 and know what sort of marriage you will be having............ get ready.... think abt the no. Ok wait now.. u'r sure right???????? don change your mind again.............. is it done?????????? ok here goes the results: 1.Arranged Marriage 2.No Marriage(Oops!) 3.Love Marriage 4.Love+Arranged Marriage 5.Marriage With Friend 6.You will have more than one marriage(Great!!-Please invite me for all) 7.You'll go against your parents and marry 8. gay or lesbian marriage
  11. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
  12. Professionals and highly skilled persons willing to migrate to Britain will have to apply for visa under the new points-based system which comes into force in India from Tuesday. The point-based system-Tier 1 (PBS-TO), which covers highly skilled migrants, entrepreneurs, investors, and graduate students, replaces the Highly Skilled Migrant Programme, the Entrepreneur and Investor schemes and the International Graduates. The initial visa will be granted for three years as against two years under the previous systems. India, Britain's most important market for highly skilled migrants, will be the first country where the new visa regime is being introduced from Tuesday. ''The roll-out for rest of the world will take place in summer,'' a British High Commission statement said. The new system is expected to make the visa process easier for legitimate travellers and tough for those intending to cheat the system of immigration and ensure that unwanted outsiders do not enter Britain and settle there. Anybody trying to cheat the system will be banned from applying for a visa for 10 years. Under the PBS-TO, visa applicants will need sufficient points to qualify. Points are awarded for objective criteria such as qualifications, previous earnings, age and UK experience, the statement said. ''The new system allows those wanting to work in Britain to calculate, before they make their application, whether their points add up to entry as highly skilled worker,'' British High Commissioner to India Richard Stagg said. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS NEW RULE ??????
  13. Hi friends, I am proud to say that it’s my first post in chautari but anyway i will try my best to post more articles from onwards. I found this website was very helpful and knowledgeable to the student like us by discussion about the problems, events, carrier, and study interest Anyway I like to post one of it because it was very interesting and can be applicable to our daily life. Some ways to save money . Cut your home phone bills . Consider a pay-as-you go mobile . Make a shopping list . When was the last time you went to the market? . Consider own-brand goods . Don't buy designer labels . Sell your clutter on eBay Links: www.eBaybay.co.uk; 'I'm making money from eBay' . Use your talent to earn extra cash Income: It's not unreasonable to charge £20 an hour . Book early Link: Skyscanner - the air fares comparison site . Book your own 'package' holiday online Links: This is flights, HotelClub.co.uk, Shuttle Direct, Holiday Autos . Learn to say 'no' . Don't pay full price for theatre or theme park tickets . Trade down your car Links: Daily Mail find a car service; Cargiant . Ask yourself: do I really need this? Link: This is Money's money savers' guides . Get off the station before your usual stop and walk . Cut down your drinking . Pack up smoking Saving: Nearly £2,000 . Cancel your gym membership . Use your library . The three-for-two trick . Buy clothes and presents in the sales . The National Lottery – it won't be you! . How saving £50 a month now can save you £120 next year . Do you need all those TV channels? . Take up a money-saving hobby . Avoid extended warranties . Shop online thank you
  14. Hello Prashad Ji There Seems To be Spelling Mistake In your WNSO homepage. Prakash UK
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