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  1. buzum18


    During work, Ram and Narayan were chatting: Ram: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Ram: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: Ram: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Narayan: No Ram: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again: Ram: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Narayan: No Ram: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy? Ram: No Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
  2. Did you Shred the Documents well enough?
  3. Hi, CHECK MEANING OF YOUR NAME. ITS GREAT AND REAL ITS AMAZING Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example- Anil A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. N You like to work, but you always want a break. I You are always smiling and making others smile. L Love is something you deeply believe in. ================================================== ============================= A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it. D You have trouble trusting people. E You are a very exciting person. F Everyone loves you. G You have excellent ways of viewing people. H You are not judgmental. I You are always smiling and making others smile. J Jealously K You like to try new things. L Love is something you deeply believe in. M Success comes easily to you. N You like to work, but you always want a break. O You are very open-minded. P You are very friendly and understanding. Q You are a hypocrite. R You are a social butterfly. S You are very broad-minded. T You have an attitude, a big one. U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards. V You have a very good physique and looks. W You like your privacy. X You never let people tell you what to do. Y You cause a lot of trouble. Z You're always fighting with someone
  4. Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar " Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
  5. buzum18

    Beware Of Girls

    Beware Of Girls........ The best relation ever is between two eyes. They blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together... STILL they never see each other...... But when they see a girl, one will blink and the other will not...... Moral of the story::a girl can break all kinds of relationship......beware of gal
  6. BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get! She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: Read from the bottom going up.
  7. * H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. * I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. * L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. * F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. * C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. * B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. * N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. * I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. * K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. * C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction * K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity. * E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! * M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. * P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us. * T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
  8. 1Gb 20 years before......and 1Gb Today
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  10. Hi, Choose a number between 1 and 8 and know what sort of marriage you will be having............ get ready.... think abt the no. Ok wait now.. u'r sure right???????? don change your mind again.............. is it done?????????? ok here goes the results: 1.Arranged Marriage 2.No Marriage(Oops!) 3.Love Marriage 4.Love+Arranged Marriage 5.Marriage With Friend 6.You will have more than one marriage(Great!!-Please invite me for all) 7.You'll go against your parents and marry 8. gay or lesbian marriage
  11. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
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