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  1. Tina

    A B C D

    Banta Singh ji class mein - "madam meine abcd yaad karli.. " madam -"ok , to sunao " Banta singh - "abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz..... " madam - "arey aise nahi ....aise suna....A for apple " Banta singh -" ok madam....A for apple. " B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasy hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur...........
  2. Sukuti pani soft huncha ra? Ki choyla kachela ho?
  3. My dad wishes beer be cheap and available everywhere like water and does not tastes like water. your dad's one wish out of three has come true, ya, beer does not taste like water!!!!!I think Your dad is 33.33% happy. May be, Last time he was complaining cheap beers taste like water.
  4. You are not a man without a heart . You must be a man with Great heart.
  5. Tina

    Love affair

    The thing I didn't like about Joker is that it just looked like you are actually meant to look like the Joker.
  6. Tina

    Love affair

    Why dont u guys post jokes?
  7. My dad wishes beer be cheap and available everywhere like water and does not tastes like water.
  8. Are You saying this from the bottom of your Heart?
  9. Tina

    Pearl Necklace Dream

    I dont know who is that man. He can be bhandr too Sorryyyyy!
  10. Tina

    Pearl Necklace Dream

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"
  11. If this doesn't touch you ..... get a heart! One night a guy and girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it. " Without your love, I would die."
  12. Got this from a friend and wanted to share it with you all! WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because beer has to go through a process of boiling, fermenting and filtering. WATER = Poop BEER = HEALTH Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk **** than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am it as a public service. Have a Great day!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. well tina falam bhudi bottle.. what else can i expect frm a kabadi? True to ur name KEEP IT UP ((I hav no common name nor a pronoun for ya))
  14. Tina

    Love affair

    Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "****! But I am the husband!"
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