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  1. hey i tried to change my hotmail password n donno wat happened now neither my new password works nor my old one..............n mail thing i also forgot my secret question's ans...........'coz hotmail was opened 7 yrs back n i donno what i ans that time.............so is there any solution to find out my password.,...if anyone can plz help.........'coz i've also now don't have any of my frens mail add...............
  2. .i don't post much but today i really need u to ans me being u the real u.......... asume that you have fren....even best fren..........for a long time but he/she had feelings abt u more than a fren.....so it was neither a successful frenhip nor it was love 'coz u only take him/her as your only fren..........eventhough u two r so close to eachother n share everything.........u've understanding,trust n all u want in relation..............only b'coz of this love n frenship matter that person one day vanished.........vanished may be he/she was assured that u'll never gonna take him more than a fren............ now here is my curiosity..............ans me truly frm heart..............will u miss him/her in your life?..................may be u'll find some space that will be never filled with anyone,is it?
  3. HEY GUYS LETS PLAY GAME.....THESE QUESTIONS CAN BE JUST BRAIN TEASERS OR MAT BE NEED TO USE YOUR BRAIN....BUT IF U ANSWERED.....IN BOTH CASE .........U R SMART........... :cheer HERE GOES FIRST QUESTION..........N U'VE ONE DAY TO ANS...I'LL ANS TOMORROW......... A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the driver know there was a man in the road?
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    Men n Women

    Punishment in Heaven Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'' I Like Your Thinking A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.'' Who's the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." Ode to Valentine's Day Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is that schtuff for People get mushy and start acting queer It's definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass. Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade?br> For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit, Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+. So there's my story... what can I say? Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY! Fifty-Dollar Bet This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his ******* in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed. “But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.
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    Aliens Attack

    President bush was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
  6. hey plz can anyone help...........my net connection is good n i can view any pages but only i can't view online movies....may be i clicked sth to block that...can anyone help plz.....
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