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    Juhu, Mumbai

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  • First Name:
    Dharam
  • Surname:
    Pradhan
  • High School:
    BPM
  • Village/Town:
    Janakpur
  • District:
    Sindhuli
  • Current University/College:
    Bombay University
  • Subject:
    Finance
  • Town/City:
    Mumbai
  • Place of Birth:
    Nepal
  • Gender:
    Male
  1. You know you're living in 2006 when............. 1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4. 4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6 When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7 When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 0 " to get an outside line. 8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news . 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND.............. 13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14 As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends." 15 You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net. 16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
  2. This is real pic shot in one of the campus in mumbai....
  3. SUCHANA ...suchana....!!!!! Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa - jaa rahe hon Aur kisi mahila / ladki ke hath mein phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye. Ye vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. ...savaddhan rahiye Apki zara se laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. "Purush hith me Jaari" ----------------------------------------------------------------
  4. Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. Tell this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh. !!!
  5. First see the photo..... Can u guess which festival is this???????? You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. Wrong Scroll down for answer scroll down "RAKSHA BHANDHAN "..hahhaha
  6. cool

    Marooned Mumbai

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  7. How people say Sorry The way people apologise and their style of saying sorry depends a lot on their personality and zodiac traits. No wonder Leos embarrass you when they say sorry while Arians will actually annoy you with their apology?.. Aries: For starters, Arians think they are so sweet,they could not have possibly said or done things that need an apology. So in the unlikely possibility of them actually goi ng down their knees to apologise, it will be a simple sorry.Nothing less, nothing more. Taurus: They are so scared to face others when they make a mistake that by the time they resurface to tender an apology, the damage is done. So Taurans end up making foes out of friends because of their laxity in apologizing. Gemini: Geminis think they are infallible and therefore will never really apologise for anything. But once they realize, they prefer to act as if nothing happened, and behave normally with people who have a problem rather than remind others of the incident by tendering an apology. Cancer: Cancerians will make you feel sorry for demanding one when they make a mistake. They are the legendary characters that burn hands and slash their fingers! in order to display the quantum of their repentance. Their repentance is dangerous. Leo: Leos are a delightful bunch even when they are trying to make up for their follies. They will go down their knees, buy flowers, put up sorry posters.. do everything colorful to flatter you and make up for their mistakes. In fact it's fun to induce them to make a mistake and let them apologize for it. Virgo: Virgos will first formally set aside a time and date and inform them what they want to tell you. Then they will mentally prepare themselves to talk out the same things. They will finally draft the script and read out whatever they want to. In short, even their heartfelt apologies sound like well-drafted scripts. Libra: They are very vocal once they realize their folly. They never ever hesitate to come clean and admit their mistakes. In fact, they will go out of their way to convince you about how genuinely sorry they are. Scorpio: Scorpios are formal and think that tendering an apology is more of a formality. So instead of just saying sorry, they will send a formal mail or send a card, whatever it takes to avoid direct confrontation. Sagittarius: Sagittarians don't believe in being sorry or apologizing. For them, it is human to err and therefore saying sorry is just redundant. Interestingly, even if others make mistakes, theyare pretty cool and don't expect much from them. Capricorn: They can't take a simple sorry. They need reasons,explanations, written letters and the works to get elicit an 'ok, you may go now' phrase. They are hard to please and even harder to appease. Aquarius: They are sweet, genuine and innovative when they think they are wrong and need to undo the damage.Aquarians are easy on their mistakes and don't take too much time to do their sorrying. Pisces: Pisceans don't easily give in because they believe that everything is about perspective. So if somebody thinks they made a mistake! , it's because they have a wonky perspective. Pisceans and apologies? No chance!!!
  8. Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven When you pray, you will get this response: "Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1 Lord Shiva - Press 2 Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels-Press * . You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear theFollowing message: If you want to make a request - Press 5 For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works) For thanks giving - Press 7 For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you. If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press * After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today . Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple Thank you for calling Have a nice day!!!!!
  9. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt..
  10. Life is beauty; appreciate it. Life is a dream; realize it. Life is a challenge; meet it. Life is a duty; complete it. Life is a game; play it. Life is a sorrow; feel it. Life is a song; sing it. Life is a struggle; accept it. Life is an adventure; risk it. Life is luck; make it. Life is a puzzle; solve it. Life is opportunity; take it. Life is a song; sing it. Life is a mission; fulfill it. Life is life; live it!
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