fake friend/real friend?

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that **** was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: KEEP UR **** SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS!!

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this

REAl FRiENDS: Will copy this and send to all other friends and say a word of thanx in comments!!