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One a day I´m gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don´t understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don´t even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
I go to