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#1 Sushil Pradhan

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Posted 11 February 2003 - 10:55 AM

Pahile sunnu hos.....

" Ek jana dampatya jodi Nepal ko Bhairahawa bata, India ko Delhi ghumna bhanera gaechhan. Gorakhpur bata Train ma sojhai Delhi Station ma utrechhan. Plate form bahira aaisakepachhi logne chahi le afni Srimati lai 'ma riksa liera aauchhu, timi yahi basi rakha hai, ma na aauda samma' bhanera riksa khojna hidechhan.

Riksa khojna ga ko logne ta aaunu chhaina, parkhada parkhada ghantau biti sakyo. Srimati chahi aba darauna pani thalin, ke garne hola, budo lai ka khojne hola bhanera. Ajhai aru 1 ghanta kurda pani logne na aaye pachhi, uni station master (Railway T.T.) kaha gaichhan ra afno logne Riksa khojna ga ko ra ghantau biti sakta pani ahile samma na aako anurodh garichhan. Station mastaer lai pani ali daya aayechha ra un le tinko Sriman lai khojidine aashwashan diechhan.

(Hindi bolna praya sabai Nepali lai aauchha nai, tyasaile ti Nepali aaeemai lai Indian haru sanga khas kura garna kunai apthyaro thiyena).

Aba hernu hos tyo Railway staff ra ti Nepali aaeemai bichko barta:

Railway Staff: Achha to bahena, tum hum ko apne pati ka naam batao. Hum unhe dudne ki puri koshis karenge.
Nepalese woman: hamare muluk mein apne pati ka naam nahi lete.
Railway Staff: Arre..kamal hai! To hum tumhare pati ko kaise dudenge? Naam ke bina kisi ko dud pana is Dilli mein mushkil hi nahin valki na munkin hai. samajh mein aaya kucch?
Nepalese woman: To mai kya karu? Hum apne pati ka naam apni juvan pe nahi lete, bas nahi lete.

Ti Nepalese aaeemaiko kura sunera tyo Railway staff apat ma paryo. Naam bina kasailai khojinu asambhav nai hunchha. Ti dui jana ko bichma lamo discuss pachhi, antama ti aaeemai le bhani chhan:

"Jis ki vajah se Gadi chalti hai aur jis ki vajah se Gadi rukti hai, wohi mere pati ka naam hai." Yati sunne bittikai tyo Railway Staff gaera kehi ber mai usko logne lai khojera lyauchha.

Usle khojera ta lyayo tara usko logne ko naam ke ta?

Bhannu hos aba tapaiko palo, tyo aaeemai ko logne ko naam ke rahechha?

"Jis ki vajah se Gadi chalti hai aur jis ki vajah se Gadi rukti hai, wohi mere pati ka naam hai." ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif


warm regards,

#2 Avee

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Posted 11 February 2003 - 11:51 AM

sad.gif Khai maile ta kehi sochnai sakina ...
k ho sushil jee, affai bhannu paryo!! tongue.gif
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#3 Himal Rai

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Posted 11 February 2003 - 12:32 PM

Driver, khalaashi, Trafic....... Guru ji....... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

kaisa kaisa question marta hai....hum ye bataneke liye BHOLI aayenge laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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#4 Deepa Pal

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Posted 11 February 2003 - 01:21 PM

QUOTE (Himal Rai @ Feb 11 2003, 12:32 PM)

kaisa kaisa question marta hai....hum ye bataneke liye BHOLI aayenge laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Na hasaunus na yati dherai, amma ni.... biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Sushil dai ra Himal ji ko hasaune tarika eutai chha, katai bechhodieka dai-bhai haru ta hoina, tapai haru dui jana? biggrin.gif
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#5 Jamuna

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Posted 11 February 2003 - 03:59 PM

QUOTE (Himal Rai @ Feb 11 2003, 12:32 PM)
kaisa kaisa question marta hai....hum ye bataneke liye BHOLI aayenge  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif


Kaisa kaisa question marta hai....seer se Tauko tak aago jalta hai, huh? Jab thaha lagega taba aayenge, no another rastaa! rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif

By the way, Gau khane katha ho ki joke ho, Sushi da? rolleyes.gif


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#6 Rainka_Shivani

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 03:18 AM

QUOTE (Sushil Pradhan @ Feb 11 2003, 10:55 AM)
Railway Staff: Arre..kamal hai! To hum tumhare pati ko kaise dudenge? Naam ke bina kisi ko dud pana is Dilli mein mushkil hi nahin valki na munkin hai. samajh mein aaya kucch?
Nepalese woman: To mai kya karu? Hum apne pati ka naam apni juvan pe nahi lete, bas nahi lete.



biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Tyo answer patta lagaunu bhanda pani, yi due wota line chahi ati ramaila rahechhan. Tyo railway T.T ko question bhanda pani ti Nepali aaeemai ko answer chahi ati nai ghat paryo. smile.gif
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#7 VRChauhan

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 01:47 PM


Kya question marta hai ki joke marta hai yar? Question bhanda pani tyo mathi ko vibaran le garda jhan confuse bhanai diyo yar. Ye to sochne mein samaya lagega bhaiya..soch kar bataenge. Dimag kharab, pan parag. rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif
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#8 Bimal Paudel

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 01:54 PM

Answer is Guru Prasad

VR Chauhan, abse tum aise joke leke mat ana. isne mera wife ka yaad karaya.

#9 makardhoj

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 01:57 PM

QUOTE (VRChauhan @ Feb 12 2003, 01:47 PM)
Ye to sochne mein samaya lagega bhaiya..soch kar bataenge. Dimag kharab, pan parag. rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif


Chauhan ji,

Sochne se pahle thode chane kha lena, sayad aap ka dimag fresh ho jaye.. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
regards,

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#10 VRChauhan

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 02:00 PM

QUOTE (RKYadav @ Feb 12 2003, 01:57 PM)
Chauhan ji,

Sochne se pahle thode chane kha lena, sayad aap ka dimag fresh ho jaye.. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii, kina khau tyo kalo chana, LASSI khae hunna? Kya bat marta hai yar....
Warm regards,

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